My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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