Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
