he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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