i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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