office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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