I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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