I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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