my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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