your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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