How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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