Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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