but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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