if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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