i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
its not stalking. its research.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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