doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I currently don't understand fingers.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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