I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
