I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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