my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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