Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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