Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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