Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
drinking out of a sandbucket again
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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