do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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