If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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