My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
He is an equal opportunity slut.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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