these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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