I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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