I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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