No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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