Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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