we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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