this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
My penis needs a shock collar
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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