We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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