if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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