I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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