I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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