gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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