i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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