my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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