Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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