Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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