I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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