white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
