i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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