my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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