Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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