it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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