C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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