Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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