i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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