So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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