K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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