Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I deserve this hangover.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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